Karen didn't like Randall's new behavior and described him as a "Stubborn, sexist piece of shit asshole." Karen eventually became fed up with this, and she divorced him and getting shared custody of Kevin. However, because of this incident, Randall started becoming a lot more hostile, self-loathing, and rude, projecting his insecurities about his lack of balls onto his wife, son, and others. Overall, she was able to carry on with her marriage to Randall. Karen would still stay true to Randall and would satisfy her testicular desires with a balldo as well as pudenda-porn movies like Sack to the Future, Scrotal Recall, and 12 Years a Slave to Some Guy's Nuts. Karen was so distraught about this, that she held a hero's funeral for Randall's testicles, where she cried like a maniac over the loss of the family jewels.Įven though Randall's gonads were gone for good, this didn't mean she loved him any less. This put a damper on Karen's sexual endeavors with Randall, making for a very heartbreaking experience for her. He played with it and accidentally fired it, shooting Randall in the testicles. One day, while Karen was having sex with Randall, 5-year-old Kevin walked in, holding his dad's police gun. Overall, she was a wonderful matriarch to a happy and idyllic nuclear family. Karen would raise her son very well, supporting his dreams of becoming a cop, complimenting his artwork, and washing his mouth out with soap if she ever heard him swearing. They later married and had one kid, who they named Kevin.įor a long time, Karen was a very happy and loving wife to Randall and mother to Kevin. Karen first met Randall, when he saved her from a burning building, as revealed by a flashback in " Parent Trap".